clouds in my coffee

today i'm aptly listening to: new york i love you, but you're bringing me down by LCD Soundsystem

okay, okay, ... i'm just being bitter.

but, on the bright side,

is there anything better than kermit?

so here i am blogging from NYC.

one might think i've done the impossible and have finally moved!

well, you'd be wrong.

because duh,

it's impossible.

amen.

my craig's list experience has turned from

good-hearted entertainment...

and into a verifiable freak show.

step right up! step right up!

first we see....

THE MAN WITHOUT A (visible) BODY!

there's a few theories to this creature, the extreme trash-hoarder. either he doesn't clean and wants you to see the apartment as is, because let's face it, you'd be living with him anyway. OR... he actually spiffed up the place a bit for your visit... yikes

next we come across....

THE WOMAN WITH TWO FACES!

on the internet she's a real charmer, in person she's a bit of a raging psycho. don't cross this one... it's best to stay a click or two away away

one of my [least] favorites...

THE MAN WHO'D RATHER DATE YOU THAN LEASE THE SPARE ROOM!

by denying me a room and therefore a life, i'm afraid we're just not going to work out. i may be desperate... but not that desperate

i'm sure i've got enough freak going on myself

so bring on the funhouse!

"there is no good or bad, but thinking makes it so" - hamlet

what is unlucky

is not to change

-rumi

"that's one thing earthlings might learn to do,

if they tried hard enough:

ignore the awful times

and concentrate on the

good ones."

- kurt vonnegut

xoxo. - jessica